2/9/2024 0 Comments Maleficent minion nameShe cursed a child to death for gods sake! She had no real motivation to be evil its just something that she was. And after all those movies and those three decades, give or take, I have always listed Maleficent in my top three of four Disney villains, but she was always my number one villainess across any genre. You can get in or stay on the curb but I’m driving.įirst off, why did I even go and see this movie? Well, I, like so many other young people of my generation, was brought up on Disney movies, A-Z Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs all the way up to Brother Bear and just about everything in between, even The Black Cauldron. Now bear with me folks, we will be delving into realms of history and present in this journey so grab your top hats and make sure you have your flux capacitors energized with 1.21 Gigawatts. Well, there is no time like the present so I’ll give you my humble take on things. (Moments of deep sighing as I try to figure out how to write my opinions of the complete pile of lukewarm, no chance taking, boring, make me want to slit my throat, childhood raping, bending me over and giving it to me through the back door and doesn’t even have the goddamned common courtesy to give me a reach around, pile of time wasting crap that one can not help but expect from Hollywood and especially from Disney now a days). Hokay so this is a movie…kind of, portraying a “retelling” of the classic Disney version of the fairy tale “Sleeping Beauty”.
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